
Dysaffirmation of the Day™ for February 22, 2012
I will be inspired by the courage of George Washington and wear funny wigs. -Your daily dysfunctional affirmation

Dysaffirmation of the Day™ for February 21, 2012
Today I will outsource my masturbation. -Your daily dysfunctional affirmation

Dysaffirmation of the Day™ for February 20, 2012
Today I will send out naked pic of myself to random strangers in hopes of finding love. -Your daily dysfunctional affirmation

Dysaffirmation of the Day™ for February 19, 2012
Money and sex go together like peanut butter and banana. -Your daily dysfunctional affirmation

Dysaffirmation of the Day™ for February 18, 2012
I will surrender to the flow of the universe and bend over and grin and bear it. -Your daily dysfunctional affirmation

Dysaffirmation of the Day™ for February 17, 2012
I am Mary Sunshine. (Laugh hysterically) -Your daily dysfunctional affirmation

Dysaffirmation of the Day™ for February 16, 2012
Fat is a food group. -Your daily dysfunctional affirmation







